…then we can conclusively say Monsieur Alaïa, you make Goooooood Heels.

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How do we know? Here’s the evaluation criteria:
Morning Commute + Work + Coffee Walk + Walk to dinner + Walk to party venue + Party – standing AND stairs multiple times  = 18 hours.
Pain/torture =Â 0 hours (including 6’5 gentleman backing on to my toe)
Covet Factor by both men and women =Â 100%
Design = Â Don’t move a pixel.
Usability = Tested in various environments. No negative commentary to date.
ROI =Â Excellent.
Next Steps: Buy more…lots of them.